Quote by Jesse Petersen

“So you killed him with what now?" "I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just…

— Jesse Petersen

“What if it’s Phil? Did he already suck my toes while I was sleeping? I’m going to die and Phil is going to cut…

— Harper Sloan

“I’ve noticed that you are retarded, Dr. Phil.”

— Christy Leigh Stewart

“Jack grabbed Phil's arm to teleport back to Romatech. Phil muttered a curse. "If you say one word about this to the other guys,…

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“I look over at Phil—disgusting, perverted, foot-fetish Phil—and pray that she hurries the hell up.”

— Harper Sloan

“Jack is somewhere in this city, right now. The thought was like passing by a house where someone was grilling in the back yard.…

— Jane Seville

“I was going to kill that doctor when he shoved his finger up my ass but then I realized the possibilities of that substance.”

— Neal Stephenson

“It’s tough to be intimidated by a clown in a Dr. Who t-shirt,” I snicker. Jack is pretty cool; I could do worse for…

— Maggi Myers

“Jack knew enough about what lurked in the in-between places to back away, but no sooner had he moved one foot than a massive…

— Alicia Gaile

“Jack's doctors have told him he is crazy… but, the truth is, it's the Voices who are crazy, not him.”

— Jennifer Daydreamer

“He was discovered with his feet stuck to the ceiling in the bathroom with his head stuffed in the toilet...”

— Orson Scott Card

“I lay in the darkness, a single tear escaped and rolled down my cheek. Within minutes, I heard Jack's even breathing signaling that he…

— Andrea Smith