“And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike, I thought, "Hey, I did that. Picasso would have been proud. Especially how I rearranged that… — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Make requests, not demands. example: “please” kill that zombie honey, I’m out of bullets.” — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“I should have known that having "end of the world" sex wouldn't solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I highly recommend… — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Put the small stuff into perspective. It's better to be wrong and alive than right but eating brains.” — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Balance the world in your relationship. No one person should be responsible for killing ALL the Zombies.” — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“So you killed him with what now?" "I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just… — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in… — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike,… — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Yeah.” Sven said. “The stuff she just said. Let’s not get all killy.” — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“I'd always thought the skinny little twerp was anorexic. But apparently what she needed wasn't a sandwich, as I'd often muttered as we left… — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.” — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Give each other a compliment every day. Even when the undead attack, its nice to feel pretty. Or badass.” — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
