Funny Quote by Orson Scott Card

“Tried to head in the general direction of the bathroom/ The truest room in the whole damn house.”

— Regina Spektor

“Something had happened. The bath towels knew it, the bathtub and the toilet knew it. My father turned and walked out the door. He…

— Charles Bukowski

“some of it his wife’s. Her lithe body lay haphazardly on the floor by her husband’s feet. Her throat was open, the wound deep…

— Rob Sinclair

“He felt a frisson of shyness when he pulled his shirt off, but he firmly told his modesty it could go fuck itself in…

— M. Jules Aedin

“There’s an indoor toilet, he informs us (though, as we soon find out, this “toilet” is a terrifying open hole above the tracks).”

— Christina Baker Kline

“He ran for his toilet to throw up, but he didn’t make it that far.”

— J.R. Ward

“The bottom of my foot smashed both of his testicles to paste, and I could feel them pop even through the shock of his…

— Robert J. Crane

“No one showed him how to live in his clothes, how and elbow needs to worry its way through a sweater like the nub…

— Julie Bruck

“I just peed in the sink. Why? Because there was already somebody in the bathtub.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I could gaze at him all day, but I have needs. Bathroom needs.”

— E.L. James

“I peed in the sink. Why? Because there was already someone in the shower.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I have a special pair of poop shoes under my desk. Whenever I need to drop a deuce, I slip them on and scurry…

— Oprah Winfrey