Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I peed in the sink. Why? Because there was already someone in the shower.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I just peed in the sink. Why? Because there was already somebody in the bathtub.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I'd made water shoot out of the bathroom fixtures. I didn't understand how. But the toilets responded to me. I had become one with… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“After I go to the bathroom, I leave my hands wet as proof I washed them.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“As if it wasn't bad enough that my entire downstairs bathroom was flooded, now the space between my thighs was, too.” — C.M. Stunich Copy Share Image
“The strangest thing. I came to the end of other people so quickly. Each new person was like a glass of water, and at… — Arthur Phillips Copy Share Image
“I swam in the neighborhood peel. I mean pool. I guess I threw that pee in there because the swimming experience left a bad… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“That shower thing was hilarious," he said when I finished. "It was irresponsible! Why can't anyone see that?" "But that bitch had it coming.” — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“When you pee in the sink, you don’t have to flush. Your hands are also right there, so you have no excuse for not… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Sure, I pee in the pool. But that’s only because I don’t have a sink big enough to swim in. I fear Ryan Lochte’s… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I went to Bath and Body Works this morning, because I really needed a shower. Hygiene is important to society, I have discovered.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
