I feel like im in this river just getting swept along... And if I hold on to anyone, if I'm holding on… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Dear Copy Share Image
Maybe it's important to open up I people- people who are right there with you, not some thousand miles away in another… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Important Copy Share Image
“Let's be friends based on mutual hate." - Wallace Wells "Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's' market bacon… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Friendship Copy Share Image
“I am leaning back and running with it and staring at the stars and I’m eleven, I’m sixteen, I’m eighteen, I’m a… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Lost at sea Copy Share Image
Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags. — Bryan Lee O'Malley Douchebags Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I desperately wanted more background information on especially cartoonists. — Bryan Lee O'Malley Background Copy Share Image
I'm too young to have experienced firsthand the '70s rock, but when I was in high school, me and my friends were… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Eras Copy Share Image
“Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL sex.” — Bryan Lee O'Malley Sex Copy Share Image
I just have this thing in my head that I want to do serious stories that are still just way too cute… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Appealing Copy Share Image
Scott: I don't think I'm ready to be a grown-up. Kim: I don't think you are either, buddy. But hey, you'll get… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Buddy Copy Share Image
In my teens and university and stuff, video games became more realistic, or they started to. — Bryan Lee O'Malley Became Copy Share Image
“(door slams open at 2:30am) "Guess who's DRUAAAHUUUNK!" said Wilson. "I guess Wilson, now get out," moaned Scott” — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
“Adult life is terrible, Hazel. Never grow up. Everything's complicated, and there are too many rules ...” — Bryan Lee O'Malley Adult life Copy Share Image
I'm sometimes sort of in touch with the readership, and they seem to have perceptive questions, for the most part. — Bryan Lee O'Malley Inspirational Copy Share Image
“She's his kid sister, but... I guess it's like she got sucked into this alternate dimension when she was little? And this… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Black magic Copy Share Image
I really like the look of old '70s and '80s Japanese comics, so I think that style is something I will continue… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Comics Copy Share Image
“Stephen... you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?” — Bryan Lee O'Malley Humor Copy Share Image
Doubt yourself all you want, but you have to make choices in life and live with them. — Bryan Lee O'Malley Choices Copy Share Image
this song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'we hate you, please die. — Bryan Lee O'Malley Balconies Copy Share Image
“We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!” — Bryan Lee O'Malley Death Copy Share Image
Okay, this might sound vague, but do you know this one girl with hair like this? — Bryan Lee O'Malley Girl Copy Share Image
Each new book that comes out kind of pulls up the old ones a little bit. — Bryan Lee O'Malley Bits Copy Share Image
“Are we letting her drink beer again?" "Hell yes we are, and it's hilarious.” — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!! — Bryan Lee O'Malley Exes Copy Share Image
“It's called 'You Just Don't Exist.' I'm co-starring with Winifred Hailey. It's like, a romantic comedy.” — Bryan Lee O'Malley Romantic comedy Copy Share Image
