Bowel movements Quote by Howard Stern

“The truth is, men are not from Mars and women are not from Venus. We are all earthlings whose penises and vaginas came from…

— Barbara Carrellas

How much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in…

— Joseph Heller

First coffee, then a bowel movement. Then the Muse joins me.

— Gore Vidal

I think that the government has an obligation to monitor communications that could reveal a plot to murder millions of Americans. Monitoring bowel movements?…

— Jeff Gannon

“The government wants to be aware of all your movements—probably including your bowel movements. Ain’t that some shit?”

— Jarod Kintz

When people start talking about their bowel movements, they are inexorable as the processes of which they speak.

— William S. Burroughs

“Frequent bowel movements were associated with an increased risk of rectal cancer in men, and constipation was associated with a decreased risk.” Mike Jones…

— Mary Roach

When I wrote the opera, I made a deal with myself that for at least an hour a day I would work on it,…

— Rufus Wainwright

You're gonna die. You're gonna die. And nobody's gonna care which version of the iPhone you used to make something on Twitter, or to…

— Merlin Mann

There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and…

— Robin Williams

I know you have not thought about it. Italians always act without thinking, it's the glory and the downfall of your civilisation. A German…

— Louis de Bernieres

I'd like to have two armies: one for display with lovely guns, tanks, little soldiers, staffs, distinguished and doddering generals, and dear little regimental…

— Jean Larteguy