“I had always thought that vaginas, with their flaps and folds, looked somehow unfinished.” — David Burr Gerrard Copy Share Image
Sorry sluts I'm afraid there isn't a clear history button for your vaginas! — Patience Copy Share Image
I'm not going to watch two TV shows with vaginas in them unless somebody tells me why they're different! — Ilana Glazer Copy Share Image
I'm very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way that spiders bother some people. — Boy George Copy Share Image
“Vaginas beat penises every time. They're like kryptonite. Penises are defenseless against them.” — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
I don’t think men have time to be funny because they have to make all of our rules about what we can… — Jenny Slate Copy Share Image
“Ô, the wine of a woman from heaven is sent, more perfect than all that a man can invent.” — Roman Payne Copy Share Image
“Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A lot of women are ashamed of their pussies. They think it's not pretty enough. Not the right color. Or the lips… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
You try and live your life as normally as possible and if someone invents a rumor that I have two vaginas, so… — Michael Vartan Copy Share Image
“Vaginas have never appealed to him: their cabbage-like folds, their long, hidden corridor. He craves the long thrust of the cock, its… — Chloe Benjamin Copy Share Image
We don't want any pot-smoking vaginas because that's disgusting. And I saw it once in Indonesia, and I've never been able to… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
“Vaginas are, after all, like snowflakes, only warmer and softer, and bleed like a gaping wound monthly…wait, what was I saying? Oh,… — Olivia Munn Copy Share Image
so many vaginas, stomachs, cocks, snouts, and flies you don't know what to do with them ... shovelsfull! ... but hearts? ...… — Louis-Ferdinand Celine Copy Share Image
“You might think your pussy is the wrong color or the wrong shape or the wrong size, but when a man looks… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Picture-perfect, state-of-the-art vaginas lengthened using sections of colon, self-cleaning and lubricated with its own mucosa. Sensate clitorises made by cropping and rerouting… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Be glad you don't have a vagina," my friend, who does have a vagina, told me. "You have to have a special… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“She remembered what her aunts had told her about a woman’s vaginal walls becoming thinner and drier in later years, which could… — David L. Wadley Copy Share Image
