Crawfish Quote by Phil Robertson

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas. -Phil

— Duck Dynasty

The lakes in Washington State give us tons of crawfish.

— Tom Douglas

You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.

— Jerry Coleman

As children, we dug for worms or we used crawdads for bait. We caught catfish, or crappies, a delicous fish.

— Anita Bryant

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— Sarah Schulman

“They excrete in the same water where they eat, and they eat in the semen-clouded water where they fornicate. Fish are disgusting.”

— Dean Koontz

“I have this cousin down in Georgia that skinny-dipped in the Chattahoochee and two hours later gave birth to crawfish.” Leakey turned to walk…

— Jake Burrows

“The pearlfish swims up a sea cucumber's anus, makes itslef comfortable, and eats its host's gonads.”

— Matt Simon

CRAYFISH, n. A small crustacean very much resembling the lobster, but less indigestible.

— Ambrose Bierce

Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing!

— Green Monk

Vaginas are the mosh pits of hard rock penises.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Doc was collecting marine animals in the Great Tide Pool on the tip of the Peninsula. It is a fabulous place: when the tide…

— John Steinbeck