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Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

— Phil Robertson

“I have this cousin down in Georgia that skinny-dipped in the Chattahoochee and two hours later gave birth to crawfish.” Leakey turned to walk…

— Jake Burrows

“Some people have sex by putting fishhooks in each other. Couple this act with a simple understanding of the basic function of all living…

— Sarah Schulman

You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.

— Jerry Coleman

“They excrete in the same water where they eat, and they eat in the semen-clouded water where they fornicate. Fish are disgusting.”

— Dean Koontz

“The pearlfish swims up a sea cucumber's anus, makes itslef comfortable, and eats its host's gonads.”

— Matt Simon

As children, we dug for worms or we used crawdads for bait. We caught catfish, or crappies, a delicous fish.

— Anita Bryant

“I'm horrified of lobsters and shrimp they are the cockroaches of the ocean”

— Brooke Burke

The lakes in Washington State give us tons of crawfish.

— Tom Douglas

I'm a blowfish. I'm not a shark, I'm a blowfish.

— Kanye West

“What kind of man eats your fish when you won't sleep with him?”

— Stephanie Rowe

My dick is a manatee your girl vagina is the reef now watch my dick swim down deep

— Adolfo Rodriguez