Comedy Quote by Ray S. Jones Download Open image ““Nobody touches my ding dongs!”” — Ray S. Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Debate-class Humor Oops
“My skin cleared up! I don't have a single zit." -Tommy Ding, ding, ding," Jody onomatopeed, signaling that Tommy had hit on the correct… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“If someone asks you to touch his dick over the cloths and he will pay in return, you won’t, but when you are in… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“Everybody wants to touch you all the time. I'm the only one who can't when I want to be the only one that can.” — MARY CALMES Copy Share Image
“The truth is what we say it is...prove to me this desk is not a cow!” — Ray S. Jones Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not. — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area. — Susan Sullivan Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
