Comedy Quote by Ray S. Jones Download Open image ““The truth is what we say it is...prove to me this desk is not a cow!”” — Ray S. Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Debate Debate-class Desk Desk Cow Humor Prove Desk Say Prove Truth Truth Say
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