Humor Quotes by Ray S. Jones

“Just a few more years and then we'll join the circus.”

— Ray S. Jones

“Choose life, choose to be happy and make somebody smile.”

— Ray S. Jones

“Nobody touches my ding dongs!”

— Ray S. Jones

“One play down and 497 to Go!”

— Ray S. Jones

“The truth is what we say it is...prove to me this desk is not a cow!”

— Ray S. Jones

“Keep focusing on God and all things will work out.”

— Ray S. Jones