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Comedy Quotes by Ray S. Jones

2 Comedy quotes by Ray S. Jones

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“Nobody touches my ding dongs!”

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“The truth is what we say it is...prove to me this desk is not a cow!”

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“Just a few more years and then we'll join the circus.”

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“Choose life, choose to be happy and make somebody smile.”

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“Nobody touches my ding dongs!”

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“One play down and 497 to Go!”

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“The truth is what we say it is...prove to me this desk is not a cow!”

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“Keep focusing on God and all things will work out.”

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