Quote by Terry Pratchett

WHERE'S MY COW? ARE YOU MY COW?

— Terry Pratchett

“That sure as fuck ain't no cow”

— Scott Sigler

“IM THE COW BOY OF AMERICA!”

— Gerard Way

“Cows are beautiful, RESPECT AND LOVE THEM!”

— Abby Buter

You got beef, bring your cow, I will cattle you

— Lil Wayne

“But when I say 'cow', don’t go running away with the idea of some decent, self-respecting cudster such as you may observe loading grass…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“But cow well you ass therefore my bird”

— Colleen Hoover

“Whatever clunks your cowbell,”

— Rick Riordan

“Lucky for me, all four of his hooves missed my body as they found the ground. I picked my head up, thankful I didn't…

— Brittney Joy

“Think about cows think about cows think about delicious fat cows. . .”

— Tui T. Sutherland

“Where’s…My…Cow?” They backed away. “Is that my cow?” the creature demanded, stepping forward unsteadily. It shook its head sadly.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Put that in your pipe and smoke it, you stupid cow!”

— Raine Miller