Fish Quote by Sarah Schulman

The truth is, fish have very little sex life. If you have ever tried to make love under water, you will know why.

— Ed Zern

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

— Kristen Schaal

“They excrete in the same water where they eat, and they eat in the semen-clouded water where they fornicate. Fish are disgusting.”

— Dean Koontz

“I went to the kitchen, found a glass in a cupboard and filled it with tap water. As a rule I never drank the…

— Jason Luke

Fish are complex beings who choose mates, use words to communicate, build nests, cooperate with one another to find food, have long-term memories, and…

— Sharon Gannon

“The fish is some­thing to make me set­tle in one place. Ac­cord­ing to church colony doc­trine, it’s why men mar­ry wom­en and why wom­en…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“The fish is that perfect, amazing guy it can never work out with—you know, a bird and a fish may fall in love—but where…

— Lisa Daily

“Scientists say that...gender bending may keep fish from reproducing because, with so many in sexual limbo, there's just no real push to procreate. Oh,…

— Celia Rivenbark

“What kind of man eats your fish when you won't sleep with him?”

— Stephanie Rowe

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

— Phil Robertson

If you are a fish, stay away from the fishhook; if you are a lover, stay away from the suspicion.

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

“A child fish asks mother fish, 'Mother, why cannot we live on the Earth?' Mother fish replied, 'Dear… it is not the place for…

— Santosh Kalwar