When you swear to God, its true ... right now God is watching and saying, this is true. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
When someone's running late through an airport, I hope they miss their flight so they can meet the love of their life… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love on like the same day -… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Its an incredible feeling falling in love someone who doesnt know you exist. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
It's an incredible feeling falling in love someone who doesn't know you exist. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
True love is when you're cheating on a person but the thought of them still makes your eyes smile! — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
When you don't have love, it is like there's a party going on and everybody was invited except for you ... and… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
When you don't have love, it's like there's a party going on, and everybody was invited, except for you. And you just… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I always thought that if I got no love at all early in my standup career, or I was god awful, I… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Let's talk a little about love. Sometimes you meet somebody and you have what is known as a relationship and things can… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. If I'm at home, I'm usually in my office editing or… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Some people give you that motivation to work harder simply to get the hell away from wherever they are. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Every great thing starts with an idea, followed by a doubt and finally a resolve to abandon or pursue. Victory is a treacherous journey. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
My real first job was delivering newspapers with I was 15. I would ride my bike around and chuck papers at people's houses. The… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
If you think your demeanor is mellow or not particularly charismatic, the material can life you higher. So write everyday, and get onstage or… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
If you lie to a person at least tell someone else you've lied to the truth. It balances out your karma. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
