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Airports Quote by Dane Cook

“When someone's running late through an airport, I hope they miss their flight so they can meet the love of their life at the duty free shop.” quote by Dane Cook — Download Open image

“When someone's running late through an airport, I hope they miss their flight so they can meet the love of their life at the duty free shop.”

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