Quote by Dimebag Darrell

This is Dimebag, strapped up at the Airport, man, planes all late and delayed and shit, and Im looking at all these signs they…

— Dimebag Darrell

“Airport bars are more like film sets, the bathrooms reminiscent of dormitories. Everyone is waiting to go somewhere, suspended in nowhere...”

— Christy Hall

When you're coming off a flight, skip the restroom by the gates and head to the one in baggage claim, which is always cleaner…

— Hallie Jackson

When someone's running late through an airport, I hope they miss their flight so they can meet the love of their life at the…

— Dane Cook

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

— Kristen Schaal

Motto of the U.S. airline industry - "We're Hoping to Have a Motto Announcement in About an Hour."

— Dave Barry

So I got off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I’m dragging the plane through the terminal... The wings…

— Steven Wright

I don't like waiting in airports for my bags. Even worse, I don't like waiting in airports when my bags are lost.

— Steve Waugh

I looked down again at the sign in my hand - ENJOY THE RIDE! - and it seemed, suddenly, to be just that. A…

— Sarah Dessen

I personally go to the airport looking like a homeless person, because I think people will leave me alone. But I dress myself with…

— Andre Leon Talley

Airplanes are where manners come to die.

— Anonymous

When we woke up every morning, one of our things was, "Let's go put a new sign in the back window of the van."…

— David Pajo