Quote by Dimebag Darrell

This is Dimebag, strapped up at the Airport, man, plane's all late and delayed and shit, and I'm looking at all these signs they…

— Dimebag Darrell

“Airport bars are more like film sets, the bathrooms reminiscent of dormitories. Everyone is waiting to go somewhere, suspended in nowhere...”

— Christy Hall

When you're coming off a flight, skip the restroom by the gates and head to the one in baggage claim, which is always cleaner…

— Hallie Jackson

I saw a sign today that almost made me piss myself. It said Bathrooms closed.

— Green Monk

I personally go to the airport looking like a homeless person, because I think people will leave me alone. But I dress myself with…

— Andre Leon Talley

When someone's running late through an airport, I hope they miss their flight so they can meet the love of their life at the…

— Dane Cook

I don't like waiting in airports for my bags. Even worse, I don't like waiting in airports when my bags are lost.

— Steve Waugh

People are here because they've got baggage. I'm talking curbside-check-in, pay-the-fine-'cause-it's-over-fifty-pounds kind of baggage. Get it?

— Lauren Kate

“I hate the check-in staff at airports who ask stupid questions like, “Could anyone have put anything into your bag without you knowing?” The…

— Karl Wiggins

Nobody ever thinks clearly at the airport.

— Nicolas Cage

I've been known to slum it and shop in the gag-him-and-bag-him aisles, believe it or not.

— Tammara Webber

I really hate airport queues. I almost feel they should have cattle prods to hurry us up down the aisles. You can't even complain…

— Len Goodman