Airports Quote by Kristen Schaal Download Open image “The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.” — Kristen Schaal ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Airports Funny Ghost Humor Panic Restaurants Starting
I am starting to hate airports and the whole business of getting onto the plane. It all takes so long I want to scream. — Greg Wise Copy Share Image
I'm one of those passengers who arrives at the airport five or six hours early so I can throw back a few drinks and… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I love the airport because you are forced to, if not interact, at least share shoulders with all types of people. — Quinta Brunson Copy Share Image
“If you travel on an airline and they get you there safely, you don’t tell anyone. That’s what’s supposed to happen. What makes it… — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
This is Dimebag, strapped up at the Airport, man, plane's all late and delayed and shit, and I'm looking at all these signs they… — Dimebag Darrell Copy Share Image
It's just terrible: I miss flights all the time, more than I probably catch one. — Margot Robbie Copy Share Image
I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
I always think it's kind of fun to get to the airport early, check in, and then go and have a meal before getting… — Art Malik Copy Share Image
I loathe the very thought of airports and also airlines taking as much from you as possible and giving very little back. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
I used to go to open mics in New York when I was starting out, and it was mostly just people who wanted an… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
I don't enjoy reality television at all. I have to say that I get it, though. I watch some of it, and I understand… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
You go from nobody looking at you to people taking second looks. I remember really loving it - and then feeling so guilty for… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
In luggage claim at the Minneapolis airport, the guy came up to me and said, "Maybe you're wrong, maybe stories do matter." I wrote… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
I have to put my father over because he really taught me a lot, especially when it comes to out-of-the-ring psychology and how to… — Randy Orton Copy Share Image
Sharing a room with a cadaver is only mildly different from being in a room alone. They are the same sort of company as… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
If Real Madrid land on Manchester airport, then the airport will be surely flooded just to see one player whom fans want most. Everyone… — Gary Neville Copy Share Image
What you must understand is oppression does not end with the niggers. It does not end with the poor people, it doesn't end with… — Florynce Kennedy Copy Share Image
She was standing in the airport of Copenhagen, staring at a doorway, trying to figure out if it was (a) a bathroom and (b)… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
I don't like waiting in airports for my bags. Even worse, I don't like waiting in airports when my bags are lost. — Steve Waugh Copy Share Image
I am a Black revolutionary woman, and because of this i have been charged with and accused of every alleged crime in which a… — Assata Shakur Copy Share Image
I'm interested in people who become culturally fluent. And when I meet young people I'm often amazed they don't quite seem to have a… — William Gibson Copy Share Image
I associate going to an airport with work because I travel so much with my job. So when I have a few days free… — Evelyn Glennie Copy Share Image