I do try to keep my show very improvisational. I don't work off a set list; I like to keep it more… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
A lot of comics are kind of vampire types; we do our shows and disappear into the night. My philosophy was, this… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Here's the thing about Red Sox fans, or actually just fans from that region, in general: they appreciate the effort. And if… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
When I have a really hot date at a show, I definitely make it a point to use her name. The girls… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I just get excited doing shows. Off stage I am actually very feeble and must be spoon-fed because my hands are too… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I can do more than just stand-up comedy, and the only way I'll be able to show that is if I do… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I'm sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I would still have old ladies come up to me after the show and pat me on the cheek after I had… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Some people give you that motivation to work harder simply to get the hell away from wherever they are. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Every great thing starts with an idea, followed by a doubt and finally a resolve to abandon or pursue. Victory is a treacherous journey. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
My real first job was delivering newspapers with I was 15. I would ride my bike around and chuck papers at people's houses. The… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
If you think your demeanor is mellow or not particularly charismatic, the material can life you higher. So write everyday, and get onstage or… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
If you lie to a person at least tell someone else you've lied to the truth. It balances out your karma. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
