I do try to keep my show very improvisational. I don't work off a set list; I like to keep it more… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
If my voice can resonate that way with kids, maybe it will resonate through 'Planes' as well, and they'll hear that little… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
My advice is: to try and stay really true to the things that make YOU laugh, as opposed to trying to create… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
You can try to steal the thunder all you want, it just reminds people I'm the lightning. You rumble in the distance.… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I don't get any anxiety. I don't because of two reasons. Number one, just breaking through it as a kid and finally… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I feel like people who don't brag are trying to make you jealous by thinking they're hiding something more even exciting. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I've been ignoring my feelings lately. That works pretty well. Might also settle for less this week, just to try it out. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Some people give you that motivation to work harder simply to get the hell away from wherever they are. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Every great thing starts with an idea, followed by a doubt and finally a resolve to abandon or pursue. Victory is a treacherous journey. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
My real first job was delivering newspapers with I was 15. I would ride my bike around and chuck papers at people's houses. The… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
If you think your demeanor is mellow or not particularly charismatic, the material can life you higher. So write everyday, and get onstage or… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
If you lie to a person at least tell someone else you've lied to the truth. It balances out your karma. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
