Clubs Quote by Dane Cook

Let's skip the not getting laid part of the evening and go directly to a strip club.

— Anonymous

About strip clubs and athletes. The best way I can explain why a lot of players end up there is because it's one of…

— Shaquille O'Neal

I think, strangely, a strip club can tell you a lot about the city you're in. If you call a strip club "Tuna's," I've…

— Jeremy Renner

I'm not really into clubbing, I like to go to parties after events, and those do end up at clubs or bars. But in…

— Amanda Seyfried

If you're middle aged... where're you going to go to meet someone? You're not going to go to a bar, you're not going to…

— Elizabeth Perkins

I'm not into clubbing. I want to be known for my work.

— Ashley Tisdale

Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind…

— Zach Galifianakis

First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl.

— Anonymous

I like shitty strip clubs. They look like what they are. I know what to expect. Unlike Congress, at least we know everybody is…

— Dov Davidoff

I'm not a nightclub person because that becomes like work, but I like hanging out with friends at White City House.

— Alison Hammond

I really like to do small venues. They're more intimate.

— Denny Laine

I just think it's sad that the main places in our culture that we designate to meet new people are bars and nightclubs.

— Aziz Ansari