Boys Quote by Dane Cook

My mom would be leaving the house and she'd say, 'Don't you pull out all of the old dresses in the attic and put…

— Michael Patrick King

I would never, ever do anything as vulgar as having fun.

— Steven Morrissey

I was a kid, and I would watch standup comics do the 'Tonight Show,' and if Johnny Carson liked you, he'd wave you over…

— Jo Koy

People would stop me in the street - my demographic tends to be the elderly Jewish women from Miami; I think they tend to…

— Peter Jacobson

I think my drama club teacher really didn't like me, because I would be the goof-off. I wouldn't get the part, so I would…

— Megan Stalter

We were in front of a live audience and I would be acting with the man who was playing my lover, and we used…

— Billy Crystal

I would walk down the street and people would scream from their cars at me and, generally, I'd turn around and it's a 13-year-old…

— Eugene Lee Yang

I'd feel weird on a show where it was a bunch of dudes that are my type. I like sticking out a little.

— Matt McGorry

I'd watch shows like 'The Kids in the Hall' or 'Twin Peaks,' and I'd see weird people being celebrated and appreciated without compromising their…

— Emily V. Gordon

As a kid I would be put to bed when my parents had guests and because I was such a show-off I would go…

— Rupert Everett

Break into Alton Towers! I would… break into McDonalds. And I would kiss everyone. On the lips… before I left the world. I mean,…

— Tom Meighan

Women do come up to me after a show, but it's usually to say, 'Yhank you for making us laugh,' and all that.

— Vir Das