Funny Quote by Dane Cook Download Open image “When you swear to God, its true ... right now God is watching and saying, this is true.” — Dane Cook ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love Right now Swear Swear to god
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When your truth is in line with God's Word, whatever you speak, will happen and the light of God will remain upon you. — Terry Mark Copy Share Image
Some people give you that motivation to work harder simply to get the hell away from wherever they are. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Every great thing starts with an idea, followed by a doubt and finally a resolve to abandon or pursue. Victory is a treacherous journey. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
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I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
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If you lie to a person at least tell someone else you've lied to the truth. It balances out your karma. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
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