Appliances Quote by Bryan Q. Miller

My dishwasher broke this weekend, so I signed up for Match.com to find a new one.

— Justin Briggs

My wife is the cook, really. I'm a good helper and I clean like nobody's business. I can load a dishwasher like nobody else.

— Bryan Cranston

Why would I buy a dishwasher? I married one.

— Nikhil Saluja

I dont have a dishwasher, and I hate washing dishes.

— Kristanna Loken

I don't have a dishwasher, and I hate washing dishes.

— Kristanna Loken

The dishwasher is the best invention in the world, I didn't grow up with one so it's my prize possession in the kitchen!

— Laura Whitmore

I'm a very good dishwasher. I'm a terrible cook. I'm an awful cook.

— Sinead O'Connor

A good apprentice cook must be as polite with the dishwasher as with the chef.

— Fernand Point

I don't like when people put their dishes in the dishwasher without scrubbing them properly because it comes out with those little white dots…

— Britt Robertson

I have to admit that I'm one of those people that thinks the dishwasher is a miracle.

— Clarence Thomas

I'm great at dishwashing.

— Mirai Nagasu

I have never really cooked, don't know how to use my dishwasher, and subsist mainly on prepared deli takeout. I don't even eat in…

— Jerry Saltz