Comedy Quote by Justin Briggs Download Open image “My dishwasher broke this weekend, so I signed up for Match.com to find a new one.” — Justin Briggs ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Relationship
If you want a reliable tip, drive into a town, go to the nearest appliance store and seek out the dishwasher repair man. He… — Bryan Q. Miller Copy Share Image
The dishwasher is the best invention in the world, I didn't grow up with one so it's my prize possession in the kitchen! — Laura Whitmore Copy Share Image
I'm a very good dishwasher. I'm a terrible cook. I'm an awful cook. — Sinead O'Connor Copy Share Image
My wife is the cook, really. I'm a good helper and I clean like nobody's business. I can load a dishwasher like nobody else. — Bryan Cranston Copy Share Image
I have to admit that I'm one of those people that thinks the dishwasher is a miracle. — Clarence Thomas Copy Share Image
I'd like to thank Tetris for making me really good at loading my dishwasher. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not. — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area. — Susan Sullivan Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image