I don't want to give the impression that I hold daily conversations with my household appliances, although my toaster is as old… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I think anything can be forced to converge. The problem is that products are about tradeoffs, and you begin to make tradeoffs… — Tim Cook Copy Share Image
Television is just another appliance- It's just a toaster with pictures. — Mark S. Fowler Copy Share Image
The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
He rooted for the Mets, he wore Foot of the Loom underwear, and he drove a Buick. His loyalties were carved in… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I have no statistics to prove it, but I'm sure the American workplace will be adversely affected on Monday, the day after… — Robert Klein Copy Share Image
I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then… — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
Since nostaglia is fueled by inflation, could it be that inflation is the result of a conspiracy by the people who are… — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
Democracy is a gleaming Excalibur - let's not use it just to mend the toaster. — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
My opening line to my students, and a recurring theme in my classes, was that the big design problem isn't designing a… — Richard Saul Wurman Copy Share Image
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
That was close,"he said, helping himself to coffee. Yeah, you almost opened the door to Morelli." I wasn't talking about Morelli. I… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
If Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana were "candles in the wind," and Anna Nicole Smith was a bonfire in a hailstorm, and… — Cintra Wilson Copy Share Image
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Virginia is the place, where, technologically speaking, they will burn people at the stake for possessing such things as toasters. — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I saw you put rice in a toaster once," said Mae. "I was there when made the tin of beans explode." "It… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
