Deep thought Quote by Jack Handey

When I was a kid, My grandpa looked down on me and said,

— Kassie Stanley Holden ME US

“This next part might cheer you up. So my mom told me she was gonna drive me to my appointment at the sperm bank,…

— Tracey Garvis-Graves

My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, 'Adam - uh,…

— Adam Ferrara

When I was a kid, my grandfather looked up at me and said,

— Kassie Stanley Holden ME US

“Grandpa always used to make me ride in the bed of his pickup truck, so he could keep up his conversations with the 100-pound…

— Jarod Kintz

My mum told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I'd ever been given.…

— Jimmy Carr

“Just so we're clear, I dont' secretly want to have sex with either of my parents. Me either. I worked through that in college…

— Alex Adams

“And there was no way I could talk about it with Dad. Our version of "the talk" had been him clearing his throat awkwardly…

— Kody Keplinger

When have you ever sat down with your mates and said, 'Look, tell me about your dad?'

— John Bishop

“The only thing my mother told me about sex was that I was never going to get any.”

— Doug Graham

“My new friend," she said. "I met him at the farmers' market." Friend? Now there was some code. Suddenly, I realized why Patricia [his…

— Anonymous

My mother was like, "What did they teach you?", and I had never talked about that [sex-ed] so I freaked out.

— Jen Kirkman