Kids funny Quote by Kassie Stanley Holden ME US Download Open image “When I was a kid, My grandpa looked down on me and said,” — Kassie Stanley Holden ME US ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Kids funny
When I was a kid, my grandfather looked up at me and said, — Kassie Stanley Holden ME US Copy Share Image
“Many years ago now, when I was a little boy, my grandfather he say to me this story.” — O. Penn-Coughin Copy Share Image
I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, "Maybe instead of… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
People say, "Why do you call your kids up, why do you worry like that?" And I say, "I was raised like that." My… — Grace Paley Copy Share Image
“Reminds me of something my grandfather would say. He'd say, "I'm goin' upstairs to fuck your grandmother." He was an honest man, and he… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
When have you ever sat down with your mates and said, 'Look, tell me about your dad?' — John Bishop Copy Share Image
The only thing I said to my parents when I was a teenager was Hang up, I got it! — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
My uncle was 16, in junior high, and he heard me singing and snatched me off the stage. I thought he was happy and… — Mavis Staples Copy Share Image
“Grandpa always used to make me ride in the bed of his pickup truck, so he could keep up his conversations with the 100-pound… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
My earliest memories are of my brother, pointing the home video camera at me and saying, "C'mon, Ange, give us a show!" Neither of… — Angelina Jolie Copy Share Image
When I was four, five, my granddad took me over to the park to play basketball. There was no way I was getting a… — Anne-Marie Copy Share Image
I phoned my grandparents and my grandfather said 'We saw your movie.' 'Which one?' I said. He shouted 'Betty, what was the name of… — Brad Pitt Copy Share Image
Walking down a hallway, if you trip, a friend will help you up. A best friend will laugh, help you up, then trip you… — Kassie Stanley Holden ME US Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, my grandfather looked up at me and said, — Kassie Stanley Holden ME US Copy Share Image
Once I was walking by and and a man stopped me and asked, — Kassie Stanley Holden ME US Copy Share Image
“Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids' Funny… — Ivan Stoikov - Allan Bard Copy Share Image
“People worried too much about their children. Suffering when you're young is good for you. It immunized your body and soul...” — Jeannette Walls Copy Share Image
And back then it was a lot more risqué. This one is a lot more for the family and you can watch this in… — Joe Torry Copy Share Image
“Winny had learned from books... you had to be tested in life to discover who you were and what you were capable of doing.… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“Child-- "I can't be patient, that's not a word, so don't even say it mommy." Mommy-- "What?” — Mel Brown Copy Share Image
“In a sec…let's see if this will help. Once there was a bunny that was very sad cause his ears were long and floppy… — Grasshopper Copy Share Image
“Water goes hand in hand with food, just like children and crying.” — John Joclebs Bassey Copy Share Image
“Like I said before, kids were okay from a distance, but I didn't think they'd ever replace hamsters.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I thought she liked you now. I've seen her kiss you and she says your name the special way she says Rina's and mine… — Deborah Hale Copy Share Image
“Seeing a big scratch on Andy's cheek, he tried again. "You win this fight?" he touched the little boy's cheek lightly. Andy's eyes filled… — Grasshopper Copy Share Image
