Kids funny Quote by Janet Evanovich

“Okay so I fibbed a little about the kids. I didn't want her to feel bad. I mean we can't all be lucky enough…

— Janet Evanovich

“...and that's how Snuggles the hamster learned that yes, things COULD always get worse. ”

— Ursula Vernon

“The wheel may be turning, but the hamster is DEAD!”

— Georgina Guthrie

“Another terrible night. Neighbor was busy with his hamsters again”

— Graham Parke

“What the fuck did you do to my hamster?!”

— Caris O'Malley

“Hedge snorted. “Kids are baby goats. They’re cute, and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids.”

— Rick Riordan

I don't know if what kids really want is a hamster. What they want is a dog. So the hamster ends up being a…

— Chris Van Allsburg

“I was nothing to them. Just a toy, like Suit said. And they were like a bunch of bratty rich kids who knew that…

— Skye Callahan

“I also have a hammock I spend a lot of time in - mostly just because hammocks are awesome and people don't have to…

— Chad Eastham

“Feral hamsters are not pets. They mean business.”

— David Foster Wallace

“I wasn't exactly good with children. I wasn't bad with them, as such. I just wasn't around them much and, because of that, when…

— Kristen Ashley

“We talk so much about leaving a better planet to our kids, that we forget to leave better kids to our planet.”

— Gerry Burnie