Grandfather Quote by George Carlin

“If ever I was going to listen to a string of swearwords sitting next to a ninety-four-year-old, I'm glad that ninety-four-year-old was my grandfather.…

— A.J. Jacobs

“When my grandmother was sick in the hospital, I foolishly quoted her the saying, 'never regret growing old; it’s a privileged denied to many.'…

— Dan Pearce

“Many years ago now, when I was a little boy, my grandfather he say to me this story.”

— O. Penn-Coughin

“Grandpa always used to make me ride in the bed of his pickup truck, so he could keep up his conversations with the 100-pound…

— Jarod Kintz

“By the time we got back to his house, Grandpa couldn’t reproduce the two signs he’d learned, but he hurried inside to describe to…

— Lou Ann Walker

When I was a kid, My grandpa looked down on me and said,

— Kassie Stanley Holden ME US

“My grandpa doesn’t even have a grand to his name.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Grandparents are convinced they’re better parents than their own kids, whose lives they’ve already fucked up.”

— Garth Stein

“Well, what the fuck makes you think Grandpa wants to sleep in the same room as you?”

— Justin Halpern

“Think twice when you clean out an old garage or go through things in a stuffy old attic, and consider the truth when your…

— Roger P. Mills

“Well, she’s told me very little about you,’ her grandmother replied because she’d survived a war, one stillbirth, a daughter who’d got knocked up…

— Sarra Manning

“You can call me Grandpa, if that does it for you.”

— R.K. Lilley