Laughing so hard Quote by A.J. Jacobs

“Reminds me of something my grandfather would say. He'd say, "I'm goin' upstairs to fuck your grandmother." He was an honest man, and he…

— George Carlin

“„I don't think you put the swear word in the right place, Grandpa,” Teddy says. When Dad first came here, my boys would look…

— Jess Walter

“Grandpa stopped and looked at me. I paused, too, knowing this meant he had something important to say. His body was frail, but when…

— James Russell Lingerfelt

“Many years ago now, when I was a little boy, my grandfather he say to me this story.”

— O. Penn-Coughin

“When my grandmother was sick in the hospital, I foolishly quoted her the saying, 'never regret growing old; it’s a privileged denied to many.'…

— Dan Pearce

“The corners of her mouth turned up in a wry smile. “Better and better. Your grandmother’s looks and your grandfather’s brains. A deadly combination,…

— Angela Misri

“It is so awkward that how our ancestors wasted their whole life and never thought about education or making difference for the future generations.…

— M.F. Moonzajer

“This isn’t fucking funny.” He’s glaring at me now, and my face sobers. “Trust me, I know.” I swallow. “You’re very sweary.” “You haven’t…

— Kristen Proby

“He says nothing. Not because he disagrees, or disapproves, but because he’s crying. Faintly I hear my father sniffling and wiping away tears, and…

— Andre Agassi

“Each night Father fills me with dread When he sits on the foot of my bed; I'd not mind that he speaks In gibbers…

— Edward Gorey

“Damn,” I hiss. “I’m sorry to hear about your grandpa.” There’s so much more I want to say. But there’s some invisible barrier there…

— Julie Murphy

“You're probably also wondering how in the hell I can possibly be twenty-five years old when just yesterday I was four. I know, it's…

— Tara Sivec