Funny Quote by Kristen Proby

“Do you want me to swear this time? Yes. Well, crap.”

— James Patterson

“Wow, you know a lot of swear words," Sam commented at one point. "And here I thought I had a dirty mouth." "What can…

— Gemma Halliday

“He swept his hand, indicating me from head to toe. "It's like you just broke your seal and slipped out of your plastic wrap".…

— Kat Falls

“You need to give me some answers. Like, now. I'm done with this bullshit excuse that nothing is different about you." "Swearing isn't ladylike."…

— Inda Herwood

“His swearing is methodical, continuous, and apparently entirely senseless.”

— Mikhail Bulgakov

“Stupid bitch," he spits, and that's when I mentally punch him in the face. Except it isn't just mentally—it's for real, my closed fist…

— Hannah Harrington

“You’re sorry? I damn near drank myself to death, I could barely get out of bed, I shattered my phone into a million pieces…

— Jamie McGuire

“I had no idea he thought he was funny, tried to be funny, or actually is funny until he made me laugh so hard…

— Jarod Kintz

“You think you’re a pretty funny guy, don’t you?” “Well, I don’t want to brag…” “You know what’s really funny?” Geryon asks, taking another…

— Dark Calling

“I’m surprised she hasn’t started cursing yet from hearing me.” “Oh, but she has,” Vincent said. “I overheard her.” Carmine turned to Haven. “What…

— J.M. Darhower

“Some of us don’t appreciate such salty language.” My smile sharpened. “Sorry, ma’am,” I drawled. “But I can assure you that cursing is going…

— Jennifer Estep

“See, Don, I have this question, and I hope you’ll be honest with me.” He pulled at the end of his eyebrow. “I think…

— Jeaniene Frost