Friday night Quote by Laurell K. Hamilton
““A tall man in a plaid work shirt stopped me with a hand on my shoulder. “Can I buy you a drink, little lady?” I reached back and got Jason’s hand. I raised it where it was visible. “Taken. Sorry.” There was more than one reason I’d wanted to bring Jason with me to a bar on a Friday night. He stared down at Jason, way down, making a show of how very tall he was. “Don’t you want something a little bigger?” “I like them small,” I said, my face very serious. “It makes oral sex easier.” We left him speechless. Jason was laughing so hard, he could barely keep his feet. I pulled him through the crowd by the hand. Holding his hand seemed to be hint enough for the rest of the cruising males. The””
About This Quote
Source Short story: “The Tall Man” by Laurell K. Hamilton, 2004
A woman uses humor and a bold sexual claim to defuse a predatory advance and protect her friend.
In simple terms: She turns a threatening situation into a joke to protect herself and a friend.
Use wit and confidence to confront unwanted attention.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- night out with friends
- street harassment
- party settings
- LGBTQ+ spaces
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- How can humor be used responsibly in dangerous situations?
- When is direct confrontation safer?
May rely on shock value that could backfire in different cultures.