Hard to believe Quote by Jarod Kintz

“She pretended he was nothing more than vapor, which was pretty impossible considering he was six feet and two inches of delicious boy.”

— Clarisse David

“Without warning, he jumped into the air. Startled, I held him tighter, my cheek against his. Speaking into my ear, he said, “Yer not…

— Michaela McGregor

“It's been so long, i'm afraid to get laid now! I got so much internal pressure built up that i'd probably blow a hole…

— Warren Ellis

“This terrible smallness of men was bigger than him, bigger than anything.”

— Dennis Lehane

“The list of women he’s slept with is longer than his penis. The list is three inches long.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My, my, what is the world coming to that women should have feet? Even large ones”

— Rachel Heffington

“She’s the kind of woman where if you give her an inch, she’ll take the whole penis.
 She took all I had, and she…

— Jarod Kintz

“She wasn't much over five feet and a hundred pounds, and she looked a little scrawny around the neck and ankles. But that was…

— Jim Thompson

“The thing about wearing big girl pants is sometimes they don’t fit.”

— Denise Grover Swank

“I didn’t know how men managed with something taking up so much room down there. And what the hell kind of design left a…

— Karen Chance

“Too tall, standing up. In bed he was very much the right size.”

— Eileen Wilks

“...I don't think it's any more deceptive than wearing four-inch come-fuck-me pumps when one has no intention of ever fucking anybody.”

— Augusten Burroughs