Quote by Augusten Burroughs

“It had fucking flattered me more than it should have, that moment he saw my dick. I hadn’t even been fully erect. I wanted…

— James Cox

“You're going to spread your legs so wide I can see every inch of you.Then you're going to fuck yourself.”

— Laura Wright

“Don't stop until you get the pump, just do the fake.”

— NBA Entertainment

“It’s hard to believe an eight-foot tall man can come out of a tight vagina. Obviously, mothers of really tall men must have been…

— Jarod Kintz

“Let’s go before you whip your dick out to see which one is bigger.” “Babe, he can’t win there either. You’ve seen my dick.…

— Natasha Madison

“I’ve never wanted to insert my penis into a body more than I do yours.”

— Rachel Robinson

“I thrust my hips like a wild man and ended up filling a condom like a water balloon.”

— Ellie Saxx

“Thank God I have enough skin to cover my entire body. But just barely. If my penis were a mere 2.54 centimeters longer, I…

— Jarod Kintz

“ A lot of people are afraid to tell you the truth in this business. Yes, you're going to have to suck a lot…

— Jill Myles

“I literally want you to tell him to go fuck himself. In fact, I want you to literally tell him to go fuck himself,…

— Ezekiel Boone

“Hey, I have a suggestion, why not put a condom over your head – if you’re going to act like a complete dick then…

— Suzanne Wright

“Just say it, ma.” He smirked. “Say what?” I probed. He was looking at me through the mirror as I was doing the same.…

— Coco Shawnde