She was giving me oral sex, and she got carried away . . . So I choked her. — Arthur Shawcross Copy Share Image
“How To Tell If Somebody Loves You: Somebody loves you if they pick an eyelash off of your face or wet a… — Ryan O'Connell Copy Share Image
Shark Week has reminded me that we really need to discuss your oral sex technique... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“EXERCISE Creating Authentic Relationships The questions below deal with issues most people take for granted and let society define for them. You… — Tristan Taormino Copy Share Image
“It's hard to imagine talking to Lucy. But I can imagine sleeping with her. I have been imagining it quite regularly. I… — Blake Nelson Copy Share Image
“I watched Daryl swirl, sniff, sip, swish, chew, swallow, and sometimes spit his way through countless glasses of Bordeaux and all I… — Inara Lavey Copy Share Image
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how… — Barbara Bush Copy Share Image
How would you know a Cork footballer? He's the one who thinks that oral sex is just talking about it. — John B. Keane Copy Share Image
Sex after one child shows down. After twins... ooh... I'll tell you what it is for us. I'll share it with you.… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
“It was informational. About how to perform oral sex on men. You know, one man teaching another. It was really fascinating and… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
What I've learned is that love is made up of three ingredients: consideration, spontaneity, and [whispers] oral sex for guys and women. — Damien Lemon Copy Share Image
“A tall man in a plaid work shirt stopped me with a hand on my shoulder. “Can I buy you a drink,… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“Did you hear the oral sex in the pool part?" she asked. "Yeah, sorry." "Don't be," she said, "You didn't lick that… — Ian Dalton Copy Share Image
Is a BJ adultery? What? Did I miss a day of school? Of course it is! Oral sex is adultery like Curling… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
“For the record, if you tried to make me wait for oral sex, I’d be tempted to kill someone.” “Then it’s a… — Meghan March Copy Share Image
The president is on national TV apologizing for getting oral sex. Why didn't he just stick with his lie? You got to… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
“Deep Throat With EASE! I know what you’re thinking and yes, it’s true. No matter how sensitive your gag reflex may be,… — Desiree Dean Copy Share Image
“A diamond may be forever, but terrorism, promiscuously funded, will be too. Let's make the connection clearly by tracing the path of… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I know nothing at all about oral sex. I broke up both my own marriages over it. — Marion Zimmer Bradley Copy Share Image
Prom night can be a special night, if you let it be. I know you think it's for losers and something that… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
“A husband or wife did not have the right either to demand sex from his or her spouse or to refuse it,… — Alison Weir Copy Share Image
We continue to think of virginity as first intercourse. That ends up minimizing and marginalizing other things kids are engaged in, like… — Peggy Orenstein Copy Share Image
