She was giving me oral sex, and she got carried away . . . So I choked her. — Arthur Shawcross Copy Share Image
“my oral sex skills are off the chart. I know all about getting dirty down under. Let me show you, pretty please?” — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
An anagram of Axl Rose is oral sex. Why do I know? Because when I'm not playing music I love solving erotic… — Slash Copy Share Image
I know nothing at all about oral sex. I broke up both my own marriages over it. — Marion Zimmer Bradley Copy Share Image
5% of women have true multiple orgasms only through intercourse and these women typically find oral sex uncomfortable. — Gail Saltz Copy Share Image
Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down. — Stewart Francis Copy Share Image
“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how… — Tatiana Copy Share Image
When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
How would you know a Cork footballer? He's the one who thinks that oral sex is just talking about it. — John B. Keane Copy Share Image
The only thing I have ever been asked [by a pollster] was the age at which I first indulged in oral sex… — Paul Rudnick Copy Share Image
“It’s Professor Emerson, and I went to Harvard. Where did you go, an anti–oral sex college?” “Darling.” Julia placed a restraining hand… — Sylvain Reynard Copy Share Image
“I can't believe we just did this. I'm such an asshole, I said. Note to self, women don't really want to hear… — JD Holmes Copy Share Image
I did large drawings of couples having sex! Men and woman enjoying intercourse and oral sex in a Madison Avenue Gallery? That… — Betty Dodson Copy Share Image
Prom night can be a special night, if you let it be. I know you think it's for losers and something that… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how… — Barbara Bush Copy Share Image
We continue to think of virginity as first intercourse. That ends up minimizing and marginalizing other things kids are engaged in, like… — Peggy Orenstein Copy Share Image
“I watched Daryl swirl, sniff, sip, swish, chew, swallow, and sometimes spit his way through countless glasses of Bordeaux and all I… — Inara Lavey Copy Share Image
“A husband or wife did not have the right either to demand sex from his or her spouse or to refuse it,… — Alison Weir Copy Share Image
Girls would say: "I have a boyfriend for that." So in addition to putting their pleasure literally into someone else's hands -… — Peggy Orenstein Copy Share Image
“In Connecticut the crime of oral sex could be punishable by a thirty-year jail term. In Ohio it was one to twenty… — Gay Talese Copy Share Image
Sex after one child shows down. After twins... ooh... I'll tell you what it is for us. I'll share it with you.… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
“I learned the rule about lesbians’ nipples from the porn books my stepfather kept under his mattress, the same place I had… — Dorothy Allison Copy Share Image
Hey, folks, look at all the damage that Bill Clinton has done to feminism. First, oral sex is not sex now. You… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The president is on national TV apologizing for getting oral sex. Why didn't he just stick with his lie? You got to… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
“Julia's sexual tastes were more influenced by culture than Rob's. Men want to do the same sexual acts regardless of education levels,… — David Brooks Copy Share Image
“For the better part of seven decades, watching rockets launch from Cape Canaveral has been a major tourist attraction, a favorite activity… — James D. Wright Copy Share Image
“A tall man in a plaid work shirt stopped me with a hand on my shoulder. “Can I buy you a drink,… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“A diamond may be forever, but terrorism, promiscuously funded, will be too. Let's make the connection clearly by tracing the path of… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“It might be instructive to try seeing things from the perspective of, say, a God-fearing hard-working rural-Midwestern military vet. It's not that… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“Eventually Gray came in to interview me, and I gave him my official statement. "I met him at Quest. We were both… — Ethan Stone Copy Share Image
“How To Tell If Somebody Loves You: Somebody loves you if they pick an eyelash off of your face or wet a… — Ryan O'Connell Copy Share Image
“Deep Throat With EASE! I know what you’re thinking and yes, it’s true. No matter how sensitive your gag reflex may be,… — Desiree Dean Copy Share Image
“EXERCISE Creating Authentic Relationships The questions below deal with issues most people take for granted and let society define for them. You… — Tristan Taormino Copy Share Image