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Children Quote by Ray Romano

“Sex after one child shows down. After twins... ooh... I'll tell you what it is for us. I'll share it with you. Every three months. We don't plan it that way. That's just how it works out. It's the weirdest thing. You know what I do? Every time I have sex, the next day I pay my estimated tax. My…” quote by Ray Romano
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“Sex after one child shows down. After twins... ooh... I'll tell you what it is for us. I'll share it with you. Every three months. We don't plan it that way. That's just how it works out. It's the weirdest thing. You know what I do? Every time I have sex, the next day I pay my estimated tax. My quarterlies are due. If it's oral sex, I renew my driver's license.”

Ray Romano

About This Quote

Source Interview: Podcast with Ray Romano, 2023

The speaker humorously links sexual activity frequency to financial obligations, highlighting how life events can feel oddly synchronized.

In simple terms: Sex and taxes become oddly linked in his routine.

Key Takeaway

Notice patterns and find humor in daily routines.

Themes

humor relationships financial planning

Mood

lighthearted reflective

Type

humorous personal anecdote

When to use this quote

  • family planning
  • tax filing
  • personal budgeting
  • relationship communication

Key Concepts

synchronization life rhythm personal anecdotes

Questions to Reflect On

  • How do you find humor in routine obligations?
  • Do patterns affect your perception of control?
A Different Perspective

The joke may downplay serious financial stress or relationship dynamics.

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