Children Quote by Ray Romano
“Sex after one child shows down. After twins... ooh... I'll tell you what it is for us. I'll share it with you. Every three months. We don't plan it that way. That's just how it works out. It's the weirdest thing. You know what I do? Every time I have sex, the next day I pay my estimated tax. My quarterlies are due. If it's oral sex, I renew my driver's license.”
About This Quote
Source Interview: Podcast with Ray Romano, 2023
The speaker humorously links sexual activity frequency to financial obligations, highlighting how life events can feel oddly synchronized.
In simple terms: Sex and taxes become oddly linked in his routine.
Notice patterns and find humor in daily routines.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- family planning
- tax filing
- personal budgeting
- relationship communication
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- How do you find humor in routine obligations?
- Do patterns affect your perception of control?
The joke may downplay serious financial stress or relationship dynamics.