First time Quote by Groucho Marx Download Open image “I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.” — Groucho Marx ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare First time Remember Sex Time
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I knew I didn't want to put anything down in writing about the first time that I had sex. I knew that I didn't… — Mara Wilson Copy Share Image
I used to get my money at the end of the week, buy my mum something, or buy a record, and that was it. — Elton John Copy Share Image
No, I did not want the receipt, but now that you've asked, I'm getting suspicious. So yes please I want it. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I didn't. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I don't need a receipt for a doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction! We… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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Since i couldn't remember the "real" first time i'd lost my virginity, this would have become my de facto first time. I wanted a… — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
A man walks down the street. It's a street in a strange world. Maybe it's the third world. Maybe it's his first time around.… — Paul Simon Copy Share Image
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I'm very used to working with first time actors - you can just look back at 'E.T.' with Drew Barrymore, and Christian Bale from… — Steven Spielberg Copy Share Image
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“I won’t break your heart. For the first time in my life, I’ve found something worth fighting for, someone more important than me.” — Chelle Bliss Copy Share Image
Life is like a parachute jump: you have to get it right the first time. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
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