Kept Receipt Quotes

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

— Groucho Marx

I dont know where you got your looks from, but I hope you kept the receipt!

— Bugs Bunny

Talk is cheap, knew I should've kept the receipt.

— Wale

Talk is cheap, knew I should've kept the receipt. She said she loyal, but all bitches gonna talk in the streets.

— Wale

“Where did you get that mug? I hope you kept the receipt.”

— Arthur Reilly