You might think that's an exaggeration but believe me, if you leave twin two-year-olds alone in your living room, at some point… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or have sex… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
Failure-it centers me. Too much success has me thinking, All right, what's goin' on? — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
In a way, comedy is like sex. The more noise you hear, the better you think you're doing. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
My wife said to me 'I hope you win... but if you do and you go up and say you love me,… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
I was at home waiting for projects. I was on Parenthood and there was one season left, and I was thinking, "What's… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
For a sitcom sex scene, you get in bed and that's the end of the scene. It quick and it was fast,… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
People think living in your parents' basement until you're twenty-nine is lame. But what they don't realize is that while you're there,… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
I do know its important to keep the romantic spark alive in your marriage. But with four kids, sometimes it's enough just to keep… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
The first time I played golf was in Flushing Meadows, Queens, when I was about 16 or 17. They had an 18-hole pitch-and-putt. My… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I'm not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is that guy.… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
Anna would be just as happy with me if I were a plumber. As a matter of fact, when she married me, I was… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy switch. It's… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
I've had people say to me, 'Look at the sky, the fields, the ocean, the beautiful sunset. Isn't that proof positive of God?' Following… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
Sex after one child shows down. After twins... ooh... I'll tell you what it is for us. I'll share it with you. Every three… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
My favorite band - and Bobby Cannavale and Terry Winter have already made fun of me for this - is Chicago. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
![“It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I'm not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is that guy. But it was Vegas and things got crazy, and it happened. We go to Vegas to try to sign Elvis Presley and things get crazy. My character [in Vinyl] is stoned.” quote by Ray Romano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/575/ray-romano-3515_character_it-was-very-nerve-wracking-for-me-i-had_87791.jpg)
