How would you know a Cork footballer? He's the one who thinks that oral sex is just talking about it. — John B. Keane Footballer Copy Share Image
Now listen lads, I'm not happy with our tackling. We're hurting them but they keep getting up. — John B. Keane Hurting Copy Share Image
I think the Irish woman was freed from slavery by bingo. They can go out now, dressed up, with their handbags and… — John B. Keane Bingo Copy Share Image
A Kerry footballer with an inferiority complex is one who thinks he's just as good as everybody else. — John B. Keane Footballer Copy Share Image
When my friends were besotted with Jason Donovan, my heroes were Colm O'Rourke and Barney Rock — John B. Keane Friendship Copy Share Image
