Quote by Dana Marie Bell

“And we took off-whoosh-into the night. Through the clouds, we hurtled up into the sky. And this man farted. I will never forget it…

— Billy Connolly

Tiny gold sparks flared in his irises. "You're in my rooms in my bathtub naked and you're still mouthing off." Did he expect anything…

— Ilona Andrews

“Shit! He's going to hear every little sound I make. What if I fart? Oh my God, I would die.”

— Amy Noelle

“Why was he smiling? Oh crap, I had drooled on him. Or maybe farted? Please, anything but a fart!”

— Katie Thayne

“Sometimes I think hanging out with boys would be an awful lot simpler. And then I remember how much they like to make fart…

— Lauren Henderson

“- We don't even like each other. - I pretty much can't stand you. And then his lips crushed to mine.”

— Jenny B. Jones

“Oh, that was smooth. I'm as subtle as a fart.”

— Barry Lyga

“Then I'm afraid we'll have to lose our common ground." Flashing his fangs,he lunged forward.I drew my arm back and punched him full in…

— Kiersten White

Do you remember the first time we made love?" He touched his lips to hers as he said it. "We rode up in the…

— Anonymous

“I growled and then slapped him. "Hey!" His hand pressed to his cheek. "You always say that when I slap you," I said. "I…

— Andrea Cremer

“I brushed my hand through his blond hair. “You’re a fool, Your Furriness.” Tiny gold sparks flared in his irises. “You’re in my rooms…

— Ilona Andrews

“Nice one, Zoey. You did everything short of farting in there. Maybe if you see him again, you can tell him you have a…

— R.L. Naquin