Quote by Barry Lyga Download Open image ““Oh, that was smooth. I'm as subtle as a fart.”” — Barry Lyga ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Why was he smiling? Oh crap, I had drooled on him. Or maybe farted? Please, anything but a fart!” — Katie Thayne Copy Share Image
“he looked at me with such vehemence that I felt like a blip, a fart, in the course of his life.” — Bret Easton Ellis Copy Share Image
“She tried discreetly to squint and instead came off looking as if she had discreetly farted.” — Alessandra Torre Copy Share Image
“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing… — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
“Hey, it's not like we were together for a hundred years or anything." He tapped his fingernail against his teeth and sucked in a… — Dana Marie Bell Copy Share Image
“People can wonder and ponder and imagine all they want. But their curiosity does not entitle them to enter my world.” — Barry Lyga Copy Share Image
“See, forgiveness doesn't happen all at once. It's not an event -- it's a process. Forgiveness happens while you're asleep, while you're dreaming, while… — Barry Lyga Copy Share Image
“Can they, like get fingerprints from her neck? Can they catch the guy that way?” “This guy isn’t an amateur. He probably used gloves.”… — Barry Lyga Copy Share Image
“Someone's on the rag," she chides, then grabs her crotch as if adjusting a cup. "And it's not me.” — Barry Lyga Copy Share Image
Here’s the thing about baseball-it’s not the individual sport I thought it was. Turns out I was wrong about that. Yeah, the batter is… — Barry Lyga Copy Share Image
This is why I forgive, but I don't forget. When you forget someone, the forgiveness doesn't mean anything anymore. — Barry Lyga Copy Share Image
Maybe Rachel was right all along. Maybe the past is past, history is history, and you just push it aside and look for the… — Barry Lyga Copy Share Image
