Quote by Martin Crosbie

“Oh, that was smooth. I'm as subtle as a fart.”

— Barry Lyga

“he looked at me with such vehemence that I felt like a blip, a fart, in the course of his life.”

— Bret Easton Ellis

“Your lies are like a silent fart. Can't see 'em, but I can smell 'em.”

— Eric Jerome Dickey

“Shit! He's going to hear every little sound I make. What if I fart? Oh my God, I would die.”

— Amy Noelle

“He wondered how many lives had been snuffed out by that fart.”

— George R.R. Martin

“Having a silent fart is like getting rid of shit in your life - Politely.”

— Bhawna Kak

“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing…

— Neil Pasricha

“It’s like a fart in church.”

— Margaret Atwood

“And like a fart in the wind, I was gone.”

— Rob Aspinall

“Farting, don't think, just fart.”

— John Cage

“Although he, like all people, secretely enjoyed the smell of his own farts, the smell of his shit was somethig else. It was so…

— Jonathan Franzen

“He that lives upon hope will die farting.”

— Benjamin Franklin