Quote by Alessandra Torre

“Why was he smiling? Oh crap, I had drooled on him. Or maybe farted? Please, anything but a fart!”

— Katie Thayne

“You squint hard enough, and everything starts to look suspicious.”

— Brian Staveley

“Oh, that was smooth. I'm as subtle as a fart.”

— Barry Lyga

“He seemed uncharacteristically nervous as he reached toward her cheek. He slowly took an errant pink strand of hair between his fingers and tucked…

— Stephanie Garber

“Don't let the elegance act fool you," Varen said, drawing out his notepad. "She farts.”

— Kelly Creagh

“I panicked. I farted. I shrieked in humiliation.”

— Elle Casey

“She was so cold, she probably farted ice cubes.”

— Cara Lynn Shultz

“You so f*ckin pretty, you got that?” The hand moved lower. “So pretty everywhere.” She swallowed. Her mouth had gone so dry it was…

— Stacia Kane

“Hey roomie." I was breathless. I looked her straight in the eyes as my fingers squeezed my nipples and rubbed my swollen clit. "Told…

— Samantha Whitney

“So you were looking for a bathroom in the woods?” “Well, yes.” She swallowed. “Sort of. But then I heard a splash and saw…

— Melanie Harlow

“I don’t even know what to say to you.” I squirm – just a little. “He started it.” Her eyes narrow. “Are you serious?”…

— Emma Chase

“You have this way of making totally benign things sound…absolutely filthy.” Her breath rushes out as her cheeks flush pinker than they were before.”

— Lili Valente