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“Sometimes I think hanging out with boys would be an awful lot simpler. And then I remember how much they like to make fart…

— Lauren Henderson

“Not everyone is always going to like you. What impresses one person may turn another away. To thine own self be true.”

— Susan C. Young

“Me? I’m nothing. I’m a fart in the air conditioning. I’m always there, but most of the time nobody knows it.”

— Orson Scott Card

“I realized that you don't try on a pair of pants, fart in them, and then put them back on the shelf, and the…

— Laurie Notaro

“Farting, don't think, just fart.”

— John Cage

“Obviously the best way to attract someone is to pretend to be someone you're not.”

— Marshall Thornton

“We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Don't get so flattered. The only reason I follow you so closely is to never do what you are doing and then become who…

— EverSkeptic

“standing in front of a creeper. I turned round and farted at it, the traditional creeper greeting. A fart is about as close as…

— Diary Wimpy

“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing…

— Neil Pasricha

“Listen: We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different!”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“Sounds like your life just let out a bunch of bad farts.”

— Helen Landalf