Bugs Quote by Bob Hope

I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.

— Frank Carson

The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.

— Minnie Pearl

With every door that closes a new one opens.

— Alexander Graham Bell

"My door is always open - bring me your problems." This is guaranteed to turn on every whiner, lackey and neurotic on the property.

— Anonymous

Doors lead to things and I've never met one I haven't wanted to open.

— Kate Morton

“increasingly we live in a world filled with the equivalents of deadly garage-door openers, unnecessary items that offer us mild and insipid comfort at…

— Bill McKibben

If you don't have a new door to walk through, the only thing is the old door.

— Susan Burton

I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't…

— Steven Wright

They say when one door shuts, another one opens. But they havent been living at my house. Most of the doors I open..

— Jhiess Krieg

I live in quite a smart home. I built it from scratch, so I thought of everything... a lot of my doors are automatic;…

— Rylan Clark-Neal

They say when one door shuts, another one opens. But they haven’t been living at my house. Most of the doors I open seem…

— Charlaine Harris

Some people stay far away from the door if there's a chance of it opening up. They hear a voice in the hall outside…

— Billy Joel