Garage Door Quote by Orest Stelmach

You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

— Si Robertson

How'd you communicate?" "Paper and pen. Amazing inventions. Anyway, once we were in Buffalo, I led him here. We couldn't figure out a way…

— Kelley Armstrong

One of my books is a hallucinogen, an aphrodisiac, a mood elevator, an intellectual garage door opener, and a metaphysical trash compactor. They'll do…

— Tom Robbins

“By my tenth glass of wine I started to wonder whether there was something wrong with my palate. Everyone else was marking the wine…

— Jenny Lawson

I've never vied for power in the family before. Pointing a box at the garage door and saying Open! was never a big deal,…

— Erma Bombeck

“I was so distracted thinking about my newfound mindjacking ability that I nearly ran into the garage door.”

— Susan Kaye Quinn

“In the poetry of arrival, the garage door is free verse; the front door can be anything from a rhyming couplet to a sonnet.”

— Akiko Busch

My mom used to play, so she had rackets around the house. We hit on the garage door for a little while, and then…

— Jack Sock

“Gregory didn't attempt to hide his amazement. "You used to slip inside minds, but this is something different." He stood up and circled Tristan.…

— Elizabeth Chandler

“understand that everyone’s behaviors are on the same continuum of responses, it is easier to see we are more like each other than different…

— Winnie Dunn

“And keep a watch out at the garage door, because you’ll be back by the stroke of seven thirty and in time for dinner…

— Kelly Creagh

The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.

— Minnie Pearl